Dear Eric: I need help settling a “Seinfeld”-esque scenario and who (if anyone) was in the wrong.
I came home from the office for lunch. My wife had prepared a quiche. There was a bottle of salsa available with which to dress it. The salsa had a lid on it, but as I went to shake the salsa to prepare to spread over my food, the lid flew off and threw salsa all over my nice white dress shirt. I was fuming in the moment.

1 day ago
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